The Potions Master

[Voice Post]

2008-01-28T01:32:17Z

Double double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Double double toil and trouble...

...

WHAT THE BLOODY #$%$#%#??
What is this? Why is my voice high pitch and why am I so small and plump?

brewglory @ 2008-01-15T18:49:00

2008-01-16T00:51:56Z

Out of mere curiosity, is there a barber shop somewhere in this place?

((ooc: Snape's actor= Judge Turpin from Sweeney Todd. XD))

brewglory @ 2008-01-13T09:27:00

2008-01-13T15:28:57Z

I have a question.

Does anyone know if we age here?
Because if that was the case, I turned thirty-seven four days ago.

Not that it matters, I was just wondering.

[screened to all]

2007-12-26T21:02:44Z

[send spell]

DOE PATRONUS
Y/N? Y_/

SPELL SENT

((OOC: Yes, even the grumpy potions master has some holiday spirit. ^^ He's sending his patronus out to frolic in the streets as his way of wishing everyone a happy holiday. And for the record, let's say he did this on Christmas Eve.))

brewglory @ 2007-12-11T20:45:00

2007-12-12T02:48:13Z

[screened from Frost]
It's rather unfortunate that I find myself being so appriciative of the work of someone that I absolutley dispise.

[/screened]

[screened to Tohru Honda]
By the way Tohru-chan, what would you like for Christmas?

headdesk

2007-11-26T15:23:36Z

Oh god...

What did I do?

brewglory @ 2007-11-25T21:59:00

2007-11-26T04:03:18Z

[private]
Dammit, maybe they're right. Maybe Lily would be happy for me. I mean she'll always have first place in my heart, but I mean I'm how old and I've been a bachelor my whole life? I don't want to just wither away...I'm tired of being alone...

[screened to Rita Skeeter]
Miss Skeeter, I have a question about your paper.

((ooc: For the record, he's still slightly under the influence. ^^))

[voice post]

2007-11-23T20:55:04Z

Potta...lemme tell you sumthin'. I know it's none of my business, but you know that Weasly girl. .. Well I've observed the way you looks at you and...well...my point is you gotta take the chances while you can and when you take the chance, don't blow it. 'Cause if you don't you'll end up lonley and miserable, and you'll hate yourself forever. I didn't take the chances while I could and look at me. *starts sobbing*
I mean it's because I didn't take the chances that you exist for cryin' out lound.

((OOC: For the record, let's just say this is taking place very shortly after this log. He's drunk and he's talking to himself.))

brewglory @ 2007-11-11T19:33:00

2007-11-12T01:33:43Z

The ice elf managed to persuade me to go drinking with him
God be with me.

Winter

2007-11-09T02:08:26Z

Winter is definatly near.
I'm actually looking forward to the snow.

No Reason

2007-10-25T13:40:21Z

When I first came to this place, if I had a coice to go back to my old world I would have gone back immediatley.

What in the name of Salazar was I thinking? I must have been out of my mind.

As much as some of the people here get on my nerves, and as caotic this place can be sometimes...
I wouldn't go back for anything. I have everything I need right here.

Alright Then...

2007-10-20T00:27:08Z

I was going to originally make an announcement in attempt to dispel the messages sent by Mr. Frost, but I realize there is no need to seeing that most of the people here are intelligent enough to know that Jack Frost, or Soel for that matter, are not to be trusted whatsoever. Least I hope most people here are intelligent enough.

However, for future purposes, let me assure all of you that I am not a pervert in any way, shape, or form.
I was a schoolteacher for fourteen years in the world where I came from before I got here.
I don't think that I would have been able to keep that job for fourteen years if I were a pervert.

Thank you for your time.

Edit

[Screened to Ryou]
I have the potion ready. I would highly advise only taking it before you go to sleep. You would definatley want to be asleep during the healing process.

This is Proposturous...

2007-10-19T04:28:21Z

This post was made in regards to the following posts made by Mr. Frost, Soel and Ruby in the past.

http://ruby-the-dragon.livejournal.com/10236.html
http://invented-chill.livejournal.com/38834.html
http://soel-cake.livejournal.com/11536.html

First of all, I obviously don't have panties. Usually, when one hears the word panties, they are referring to women's underpants. If I were in possession of women's underpants, that would be rather disturbing.

As for the vampire part, contrary to what a lot of people seem to beleive, I am NOT a vampire. Everyone is free to test me. Show crosses to me, take me out in broad daylight, rub garlic all over my furniture. I can assure you I'm human.

Good lord, I'm thirty-six years old and I looked in the mirror a short while ago and found three silver hairs.

For Your Information

2007-09-12T14:35:07Z

I seriously can't belive I have to do this.

Let me make something quite plain and clear.

I am NOT a vampire!

I know I have a rather pale complexion and that I spend a lot of time indoors. But I have very delacate skin and if I spend too much time in the sun I'll get a horrible rash.
I sleep and night. I'm awake during the day, and I eat things that humans eat such as bread and vegetables.

Thank you.

groans

2007-09-12T00:17:11Z

Dammit, my neck hurts.
I really need to stop dozing off in odd positions.

((OOC: He hasn't been having the most pleasant dreams, so as a result he's been tired a lot lately and he'll somtimes doze off randomly while reading or doing something else that requires sitting))

[Screened to Repliku and Remus]

2007-08-25T22:07:24Z

The full moon nears us once again, therefore I've made a potion for you two. Remus knows what it is. In case Mr. Repliku dosen't know, taking one dosage of it a day will esure that you will not be as reckless in your wolf form. Be warned, it does not taste very pleasant and adding sugar to it will make it useless.

I Can't Belive This

2007-08-22T19:33:28Z

I'd like to adress these "lists" being put up.
Isn't it rude to sighn someone up for something, even if it's something harmless, without thier permission? Shouln't someone agree to it first before they are assigned to something? It only seems logical.
In any case, I stronlgy request to anyone who has put me on any of these lists to take me off them, and that if you want me on some kind of list in the future that you ask my permission first before putting me on it.

[Screened to Draco]
Draco, meet me at the west end of the city at a cafe called the Black Cat. It should be safe to talk there.

brewglory @ 2007-08-21T21:17:00

2007-08-22T02:21:52Z

...Weasly is living in the house next to me. Lovely.

And it seems that Tohru has let in a guest. ~~[NOT HACKABLE] I really hope she won't stay here long.~~

This is so Disturbing...

2007-08-15T05:13:28Z

If anyone sees a teenaged boy with messy brown hair, please do me a favor and try to distract him, I would feel very appriciative. He is under the effect of the red fruit. ...And how in the name of Merlin does he know where I live?

And speaking of the fruit, I know a way to counteract it. It involves eating the same fruit that was eaten in the first place, exept dried.

brewglory @ 2007-08-07T17:30:00

2007-08-07T22:40:22Z

Now I'm hearing about all these deaths...does it mean something? Is it an omen?

[screened to Yuuko]
Miss Ichihara, I have a question for you.

That was so...sastifying. I haven't felt so relived in ages. But maybe it wasn't nessecary...no, they deserved it. But maybe it was too much...Ah! the Dark Arts. To wield them...such ecstasy...No! Stop! You've had your fill, Severus...

((ooc: In case the whole, "Is it an omen" thing sounded out of character, he's a tad bit paranoid right now because he just tourted Frost and Mokona and he dosen't want anyone else knowing about it.))

[Screened to Frost and Mokona]

2007-08-02T23:31:23Z

Prepare yourselves.

I am coming for you.

An Explanation

2007-08-02T03:44:58Z

I feel there's a need to explain myself.

First of all, for those of you who heard from Jack Frost that certain kinds of magazines are available from me, he lies. I have none left, so don't come to me seeking them.
Here's what happend; I was getting a bit fed up with that elf always seeking attention in the most irritating of fashions. Now most of you are aware that certain object from the various worlds of the inhabitants here will somtimes appear in this world at random. Well, I happened upon three different kinds of these magazines while in a bookstore, and decided to offer it to him as a bribe to stay quiet for three days. Now let me make this clear; I had no intention of keeping any of these magazines for myself.
However, I made a very foolish mistake. I had accendentaly given Mr. Frost only two of the magazines and left the third one in my house, where the girl that I am hosting found them while cleaning the house. It was irrisponsable and careless of me to have left such a thing lying around where a young girl could see it. Shortly afterwards, she sent them to Mr. Shigure Sohma who disposed of them, and I would like to thank him for that.
To anyone whom is associated with Miss Tohru Honda, I deeply apologize. I am as disgutsted with myself as you are with me for making such a careless mistake. I'll have you know that I spent hours carefully searching my house in case I had accedently picked up four magazines instead of three.

Edit
[Screened to Tohru]
I am terribly sorry about this, that you had to come across that thing.

???

2007-07-31T12:07:16Z

Where have I been the past week and a half?

((OOC: The older version has returned))

[Voice Post]

2007-07-29T03:26:14Z

*singing happliy*
Oh wouldn't it be nice if we were older
Then we wouldn't have to wait so long
Oh wouldn't it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong
You we could make it that much better
When we could say goodnight and sleep together
Wouldn't it be nice....

((OOC: Young Severus didn't know of all the wierd things in this world and ate some of Haruko's candy, so now he's all happy ^^. Song: "Wouldn't it be Nice" by the Beach Boys))

Well This is Intersting...

2007-07-27T00:43:53Z

So...I'm in a completley different universe...and there's no known way of going back. I'm not quite sure what to make of that at this point...
Appearantly, from what people have been telling me, an older version of me was here before. I wonder if I'll remember this when I reach that age...
And, from what the supposed future son of Lucius Malfoy told me...I'm going to become the potions teacher at Hogwarts? Hm...I've never considered teaching, but I suppose your ambitions can change throughout your life...even so, as of now if I wanted to teach I think my first coice would be Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Remus Lupin is the only one I recognize here. It also seems that he is going to be a teacher too...for some reason I envision him in Care of Magical Creatures...
Anyways, at least there's a free hotel here where I can stay for now.
To the person whose house I woke up in, I would like to apologize. I didn't mean to intrude or anything, I just sort of woke up there.

The Potions Master

[Voice Post]

brewglory @ 2008-01-15T18:49:00

brewglory @ 2008-01-13T09:27:00

[screened to all]

brewglory @ 2007-12-11T20:45:00

*headdesk*

brewglory @ 2007-11-25T21:59:00

[voice post]

brewglory @ 2007-11-11T19:33:00

Winter

No Reason

Alright Then...

This is Proposturous...

For Your Information

*groans*

[Screened to Repliku and Remus]

I Can't Belive This

brewglory @ 2007-08-21T21:17:00

This is so Disturbing...

brewglory @ 2007-08-07T17:30:00

[Screened to Frost and Mokona]

An Explanation

???

[Voice Post]

Well This is Intersting...

headdesk

groans