I have a question.

Does anyone know if we age here?
Because if that was the case, I turned thirty-seven four days ago.

Not that it matters, I was just wondering.

[send spell]

DOE PATRONUS
Y/N? Y_/

SPELL SENT


((OOC: Yes, even the grumpy potions master has some holiday spirit. ^^ He's sending his patronus out to frolic in the streets as his way of wishing everyone a happy holiday. And for the record, let's say he did this on Christmas Eve.))

 [private]
Dammit, maybe they're right. Maybe Lily would be happy for me. I mean she'll always have first place in my heart, but I mean I'm how old and I've been a bachelor my whole life? I don't want to just wither away...I'm tired of being alone...

[screened to Rita Skeeter]
Miss Skeeter, I have a question about your paper.

((ooc: For the record, he's still slightly under the influence. ^^))

I was going to originally make an announcement in attempt to dispel the messages sent by Mr. Frost, but I realize there is no need to seeing that most of the people here are intelligent enough to know that Jack Frost, or Soel for that matter, are not to be trusted whatsoever. Least I hope most people here are intelligent enough.

However, for future purposes, let me assure all of you that I am not a pervert in any way, shape, or form. 
I was a schoolteacher for fourteen years in the world where I came from before I got here.
I don't think that I would have been able to keep that job for fourteen years if I were a pervert. 

Thank you for your time.

This post was made in regards to the following posts made by Mr. Frost, Soel and Ruby in the past.

http://ruby-the-dragon.livejournal.com/10236.html
http://invented-chill.livejournal.com/38834.html
http://soel-cake.livejournal.com/11536.html


First of all, I obviously don't have panties. Usually, when one hears the word panties, they are referring to women's underpants. If I were in possession of women's underpants, that would be rather disturbing.

As for the vampire part, contrary to what a lot of people seem to beleive, I am NOT a vampire. Everyone is free to test me. Show crosses to me, take me out in broad daylight, rub garlic all over my furniture. I can assure you I'm human.

Good lord, I'm thirty-six years old and I looked in the mirror a short while ago and found three silver hairs.

I seriously can't belive I have to do this.

Let me make something quite plain and clear.


I am NOT a vampire!

I know I have a rather pale complexion and that I spend a lot of time indoors. But I have very delacate skin and if I spend too much time in the sun I'll get a horrible rash.
I sleep and night. I'm awake during the day, and I eat things that humans eat such as bread and vegetables.

Thank you.

The full moon nears us once again, therefore I've made a potion for you two. Remus knows what it is. In case Mr. Repliku dosen't know, taking one dosage of it a day will esure that you will not be as reckless in your wolf form. Be warned, it does not taste very pleasant and adding sugar to it will make it useless.

I'd like to adress these "lists" being put up.
Isn't it rude to sighn someone up for something, even if it's something harmless, without thier permission? Shouln't someone agree to it first before they are assigned to something? It only seems logical.
In any case, I stronlgy request to anyone who has put me on any of these lists to take me off them, and that if you want me on some kind of list in the future that you ask my permission first before putting me on it.

[Screened to Draco]
Draco, meet me at the west end of the city at a cafe called the Black Cat. It should be safe to talk there.

Now I'm hearing about all these deaths...does it mean something? Is it an omen?

[screened to Yuuko]
Miss Ichihara, I have a question for you.